Dogs

I hate most dogs. Pugs are an exception, but all others suck. I don't care if you're hurt by these words, just remember this when you're picking up your dogs crap. The thing with dogs is they don't have manners. If they see a ball, my soccer ball for instance, they'll just go bite it. Thanks a lot, dog. 90$ down the drain all because of your craving for ripping up everything other than a bone. Oh and once your done with my ball why don't you just take dump right in the middle of the field. This happens to me a lot and the dog's owner will come over to md and be like "yeah sorry, Sparky really likes the balls!..." Oh ok, I hadn't realized, idiot. I'm harsh but that's just the type of thing I'd like to say. I also don't like how dogs freak out for pointless reasons. Dogs look at people coming to the front door like its Christmas morning. Calm down, shut up and sit down. Cats rule. I'm done.

Dried Fruits

It's getting close to summer time and everybody is eating salads. Joy. Usually I don't mind salads, for example a good caesar salad to go with some spaghetti isn't all bad. What changes that pleasant salad is small chewy, dry and disgusting raisin. Raisins? Why? They don't go. To all the people who put raisins in their salads; you're a criminal. Just keep them out. It's like you're eating a good salad and then boom! The taste of a warn-out gum fills your mouth with the texture of a rotting horse hoof. OK maybe that's a stretch but I needed it to sound terrible. Whatever... When I find one in my salad, I take it as an insult.

Vague-Booking

Vague-booking. If you're in grade 8 and you're a girl, you probably don't want to read this. This is my least favourite part of Facebook. The whole "I'm so hurt" type status that leaves you wondering oh my god what's wrong? On the other hand I could care less unless you're grandma died or something big happened. All you're trying to do is draw attention in a negative way and it makes me furious. Either give me the details or stuff it back to where it came from. I like statuses that are funny or they mean something to me. Cut the stupid love quotes as well because we've heard enough of those too. Who do you think you are? Cinderella? Cut the crap is basically what I'm getting at.

Ski Schools

I was in Whistler for 5 days and overall I had a great time but the ski schools... Man. Ski schools should have their own designated runs so they can do their annoying, wide turns somewhere other than the place where you're supposed to be going at least 40km/hour. Not 5. The main thing is the ski students do these turns on blue runs. They're not damn slow zones.  Just because you have "good form" doesn't mean you have to display it 24/7. Nobody cares that you can do a perfect pizza stop or that your top speed is 5km/ hour. Save it for the learning zone with all the other noobs.

Phones in school.

For the past week some teachers have had their phones on in class. Little bit ironic... I turn mine off, why don't you? If you wanna set a good example then don't be talking and then get a notification from FarmVille saying you have tomato crops ready. Not cool, just stupid. Even if your phone is on, at least turn it on silent. The loud, rude notifications are always helpful when I'm trying to finish up a test. Don't give me that "I have to take this!" either. No you don't, you're probably checking the forecast.

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          So lately my cats have been annoying me... Actually they've always annoyed me. Anyways. I have three cats and they're all moody little divas. The main reason they annoy me is there mind state of thinking they own the house and I'm there slave. When I hear the small scream of a two year old, 30 pound male cat at 3AM in the morning, I'm not going to be that ecstatic to serve them up a late night snack.. Or just scratch there damn ears. I don't like it when they meow loudly at me for attention, so I can see that they can jump on to there bed all by themselves.. I don't care that want there third helping of turkey and salmon Friskies or that they feel the need to call at the door to be let in and then runaway as soon as I open it. Cats need to realize that human's lives don't revolve around them so cats, smarten up.

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      Lately I've been most annoyed at kids who do live commentary on there iPhone games. Shut up. I don't care if you shot a moose, cut a pomegranate in half or caught a friggin sword fish. Sometimes it's just the voice of the person speaking and other times it depends on what i'm doing. If I'm trying to get my silent read on and I hear Mr. Loud & Obnoxious from the fourth row, talking about the red pistol he just unlocked, I'm going to freak out. The thing is, if it's a voice that sounds like a character from Dora the Explorer it's going to make me furious. Don't talk about your games around me, tell them to your cat.

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      This is a blog about what bugs me the most. Girls that talk like there in a concert.. All the time. Cats that get hair on everything. Tomatoes. People who are unfortunately born with whiny voices. Old people who drive 30 km so they can admire the clouds. So everybody gets the picture, I'm not the kind of person that's going to put sunburned pictures of myself in Fiji. There you go, now enjoy.