Dried Fruits

It's getting close to summer time and everybody is eating salads. Joy. Usually I don't mind salads, for example a good caesar salad to go with some spaghetti isn't all bad. What changes that pleasant salad is small chewy, dry and disgusting raisin. Raisins? Why? They don't go. To all the people who put raisins in their salads; you're a criminal. Just keep them out. It's like you're eating a good salad and then boom! The taste of a warn-out gum fills your mouth with the texture of a rotting horse hoof. OK maybe that's a stretch but I needed it to sound terrible. Whatever... When I find one in my salad, I take it as an insult.