Dogs

I hate most dogs. Pugs are an exception, but all others suck. I don't care if you're hurt by these words, just remember this when you're picking up your dogs crap. The thing with dogs is they don't have manners. If they see a ball, my soccer ball for instance, they'll just go bite it. Thanks a lot, dog. 90$ down the drain all because of your craving for ripping up everything other than a bone. Oh and once your done with my ball why don't you just take dump right in the middle of the field. This happens to me a lot and the dog's owner will come over to md and be like "yeah sorry, Sparky really likes the balls!..." Oh ok, I hadn't realized, idiot. I'm harsh but that's just the type of thing I'd like to say. I also don't like how dogs freak out for pointless reasons. Dogs look at people coming to the front door like its Christmas morning. Calm down, shut up and sit down. Cats rule. I'm done.